Insider’s Guide to Soho Farmhouse
Let’s be real, the Cotswolds usually conjure up images of chintzy tea rooms and predictable pub fare. But Soho Farmhouse? That’s a whole different story. It’s like someone spiked Downton Abbey’s afternoon tea with a shot of tequila and then threw in a Burning Man afterparty for good measure.
I just got back from a weekend at this haven for the stylish set, and let me tell you, it was nothing short of epic.
Rolling Up in Style
Picture this: you pull up to a sprawling estate in the Oxfordshire countryside, all honey-hued stone and impossibly chic signage. Inside, it’s industrial chic meets Hamptons farmhouse, with exposed brick walls, crackling fireplaces, and statement art rubbing shoulders with cosy sheepskin throws and flickering lanterns. It’s the kind of place that makes you want to throw your phone in a basket and just soak it all in.
Adventures for the Free Spirit
Soho Farmhouse isn’t just about looking good, though there’s plenty of that going on too (trust me, the fashion game is strong here). It’s about embracing your inner free spirit. I spent my days getting muddy in pottery classes, unleashing my inner Picasso at life drawing sessions, and catching open-air movies under a canopy of stars. There’s even wild swimming in a natural pool if you’re feeling brave (or hungover, no judgment).
Fueling the Fun
Of course, all that adventuring builds up an appetite. And let me tell you, Soho Farmhouse’s restaurants are not your average country pub grub. We’re talking wood-fired pizzas that would make Naples weep, plates piled high with seasonal goodness fresh from the garden, and cocktails with names like “Dirty Dancing” that live up to their suggestive titles. Basically, your taste buds will be doing a victory lap the entire time.
After all that, you need somewhere seriously dreamy to crash. Forget cramped hotel rooms – Soho Farmhouse has cabins, trailers, cottages, and houses that are basically Pinterest boards come to life. Think roll-top baths, log burners that crackle like lullabies, and beds you could hibernate in for a month (no judgment, I almost did).
More Than Just a Hotel
Soho Farmhouse is more than just a place to stay, it’s an experience. It’s a chance to swap your city slicker hat for a straw boater, ditch the tech and reconnect with nature, and maybe even channel your inner rockstar (without the questionable life choices, of course). I sang my heart out at the karaoke bar, got way too competitive in the games room, and danced like nobody’s watching (because let’s be honest, they probably were).
Soho Farmhouse Tips
- Book early: This place is hotter than a habanero on a barbeque, so be prepared to plan ahead.
- Pack your glad rags: Soho Farmhouse may be in the countryside, but that doesn’t mean you can roll in looking like you just escaped Glastonbury. Think stylish comfort with a touch of rock ‘n’ roll edge.
- Embrace the outdoors: Ditch the phone and get stuck into the activities. You might just surprise yourself with your newfound pottery skills or tree-climbing prowess.
- Let loose: This is a place to have fun, so sing your heart out, get competitive, and dance like nobody’s watching.
So, are you ready to swap your ordinary for extraordinary? Pack your bags, book your stay, and get ready for a weekend at Soho Farmhouse that will leave you feeling like you just stepped out of the coolest music video ever. Remember, it’s all about good times, good vibes, and good company. Now go forth, make memories, and rock that Cotswolds countryside like the star you are.
